1 00:03:26,465 --> 00:03:28,511 There's our boy. 2 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:30,719 Looks like he's ready to make some TV magic. 3 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,063 God help us all. 4 00:03:32,064 --> 00:03:34,591 Whoa, what did you guys do to the RV? 5 00:03:34,592 --> 00:03:37,120 Oh yeah, it's from our new marketing budget. 6 00:03:37,121 --> 00:03:39,199 Our mobile billboard. 7 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,734 It's chilly. 8 00:03:40,735 --> 00:03:42,751 Okay, let's do this, come on, drive ahead. 9 00:03:42,752 --> 00:03:43,872 Dad! 10 00:03:44,705 --> 00:03:45,823 Dad, dad! 11 00:03:46,913 --> 00:03:48,927 Shit, take this. 12 00:03:49,248 --> 00:03:50,656 Hey. 13 00:03:50,657 --> 00:03:54,078 Hey, you, get over here, it's freezing out here. 14 00:03:54,079 --> 00:03:56,287 What are you doing? 15 00:03:56,288 --> 00:03:59,039 I made a video for you, so did mom. 16 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,831 So you're the little monkey... 17 00:04:00,832 --> 00:04:03,551 ...that stole my phone, I've been looking everywhere for it. 18 00:04:03,552 --> 00:04:05,567 Yeah, I wanted to make it a surprise. 19 00:04:05,568 --> 00:04:08,095 Well, it is, sweet face, thank you. 20 00:04:08,096 --> 00:04:08,992 I love you. 21 00:04:08,993 --> 00:04:09,695 Okay, get inside, it's freezing. 22 00:04:09,696 --> 00:04:11,040 Go go go go. 23 00:04:13,505 --> 00:04:14,719 Hey, I'm sorry. 24 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:15,903 You weren't even gonna say goodbye. 25 00:04:15,904 --> 00:04:17,023 I didn't wanna wake you guys up. 26 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,807 I just wanted to slip away, I'm sorry. 27 00:04:19,808 --> 00:04:21,439 Be safe, okay. 28 00:04:38,784 --> 00:04:42,975 It's gotta be hard leaving sometimes, huh? 29 00:04:42,976 --> 00:04:44,993 Yeah, sometimes. 30 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,327 Bill, how long we got? 31 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,984 Uh, about a seven hour drive. 32 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:51,583 Then we take a boat to the middle of nowhere... 33 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,183 ...where we leave you for dead. 34 00:04:53,184 --> 00:04:55,327 This gives me plenty of time to further establish... 35 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:59,071 ...my dominance over my poor younger brother here. 36 00:04:59,072 --> 00:05:00,447 Oh, is that right? 37 00:05:00,448 --> 00:05:02,367 Well, I've been practicing online so you better watch out. 38 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:03,167 Game on. 39 00:05:03,168 --> 00:05:04,607 Whoa, that one? 40 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,015 Is that really, that's the one that you wanna move? 41 00:05:06,016 --> 00:05:08,320 I'm just saying, that's the way you wanna start it? 42 00:05:08,321 --> 00:05:10,847 Are we gonna trash talk each other in this game? 43 00:05:13,217 --> 00:05:14,527 It's already over. 44 00:05:14,528 --> 00:05:15,783 Smartass. 45 00:05:20,544 --> 00:05:23,071 ♪ You can't survive on just crab apples ♪ 46 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,023 ♪ Tastes just fine to me ♪ 47 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:27,231 ♪ You got to know where you're headin' ♪ 48 00:05:27,232 --> 00:05:29,471 ♪ We never know where we're headin' ♪ 49 00:05:29,472 --> 00:05:33,855 ♪ Oh oh no, we just ride and see ♪ 50 00:05:33,856 --> 00:05:36,191 ♪ And do you live the good life ♪ 51 00:05:36,192 --> 00:05:37,024 ♪ Oh Hell No ♪ 52 00:05:37,025 --> 00:05:38,303 ♪ We got kids and a wife ♪ 53 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:39,295 ♪ Oh hell no ♪ 54 00:05:39,296 --> 00:05:42,271 ♪ We live our life for the ride ♪ 55 00:05:42,272 --> 00:05:45,228 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 56 00:05:47,232 --> 00:05:50,144 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 57 00:05:55,199 --> 00:05:57,759 All right, so, final recount. 58 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,551 All right, you got four GoPros,... 59 00:05:59,552 --> 00:06:02,783 ...one Blackmagic, one HTV with night vision. 60 00:06:02,784 --> 00:06:06,591 Oh, and here, lens wipes, use 'em. 61 00:06:06,881 --> 00:06:09,695 I'm tired of lack of footage 'cause the lens is dirty. 62 00:06:09,696 --> 00:06:10,494 Take it, take it. 63 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,112 Yes ma'am, Jesus. 64 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,616 Okay, so, final location recap. 65 00:06:15,616 --> 00:06:16,799 We're gonna circle up with our guide... 66 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,775 ...about 70 kilometers west of Temagami. 67 00:06:19,776 --> 00:06:22,687 It's very very remote, nothing for miles. 68 00:06:22,687 --> 00:06:24,767 There's a little hunting camp called Bearskin Lake... 69 00:06:24,768 --> 00:06:26,015 ...is the closest thing. 70 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:27,263 Used to be a logging mill. 71 00:06:27,264 --> 00:06:29,983 Oh, apparently our guide lives there. 72 00:06:29,984 --> 00:06:30,943 Great. 73 00:06:30,944 --> 00:06:32,287 Topography? 74 00:06:32,287 --> 00:06:34,847 Plenty of lakes of rivers, some edible plants,... 75 00:06:34,848 --> 00:06:37,119 ...mushrooms, be careful. 76 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,111 You eat one lousy mushroom. 77 00:06:39,552 --> 00:06:40,799 Memories of season one. 78 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,304 Well, let's not have a replay of that. 79 00:06:42,305 --> 00:06:43,967 Yeah, but don't forget to eat something gross. 80 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:44,767 The viewers love that. 81 00:06:44,767 --> 00:06:46,240 I think you love that. 82 00:06:46,241 --> 00:06:48,095 Yeah, I do, I really do. 83 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,582 But the viewers do too,... 84 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,055 ...and this is a new audience for us, so. 85 00:06:53,056 --> 00:06:53,983 I think she's right. 86 00:06:53,984 --> 00:06:54,880 She's right, this is our chance... 87 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,543 ...to take this show really big. 88 00:06:56,544 --> 00:06:59,071 Don't you worry, buddy, Dougie's got it under control. 89 00:06:59,072 --> 00:07:00,318 Well, I certainly hope so. 90 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:01,504 There's a lot riding on this. 91 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:04,831 Yeah, and I'm not ready for a real job. 92 00:07:04,832 --> 00:07:06,879 Thanks for the overwhelming confidence, guys. 93 00:07:09,823 --> 00:07:11,231 You got this, I know, I know. 94 00:07:11,232 --> 00:07:16,653 I'm feeling so, I'm feeling the love, I'm feeling it. 95 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,535 Mind the door, buddy. 96 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,954 Last one in buys. 97 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:31,551 Not too long, guys, days are shorter and shorter. 98 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:32,479 We gotta get out there. 99 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,631 Guys, I'm gonna hit the head. 100 00:07:33,632 --> 00:07:35,231 Gonna give birth to a calf out of my ass. 101 00:07:36,096 --> 00:07:37,631 What the, Ange? 102 00:07:37,632 --> 00:07:38,841 What is up? 103 00:07:39,808 --> 00:07:43,678 I'm just gonna talk to somebody about where our guide is. 104 00:07:43,679 --> 00:07:47,174 All right, Bill, you do that. 105 00:07:47,359 --> 00:07:48,767 It's a nice town. 106 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:49,919 You didn't happen to notice a hospital... 107 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,743 ...on the drive in, did you? 108 00:07:51,744 --> 00:07:54,431 No, you'd be lucky to find a bottle of aspirin here. 109 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,647 That's what I figured. 110 00:07:55,648 --> 00:07:56,768 Great. 111 00:07:58,048 --> 00:08:01,087 Hey, look, man, for the record-- 112 00:08:01,088 --> 00:08:02,591 I know that you're gonna go out there... 113 00:08:02,592 --> 00:08:06,311 ...and you are gonna do a great job. 114 00:08:06,432 --> 00:08:07,552 We all do. 115 00:08:08,992 --> 00:08:11,166 Well, all right, thanks, Slim. 116 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:13,855 What, you getting all sentimental on me now? 117 00:08:13,856 --> 00:08:19,455 No, I'm not, I'm just trying to find a nice way to say it. 118 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,693 Terry, spit it out. 119 00:08:23,999 --> 00:08:26,913 Just don't fuck this up. 120 00:08:27,072 --> 00:08:29,087 Get us a real show-- 121 00:08:29,088 --> 00:08:30,975 You know, no more fart jokes,... 122 00:08:30,976 --> 00:08:35,007 ...no more goofball stuff for me to cut around. 123 00:08:35,008 --> 00:08:36,799 This network show deal might be our chance... 124 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,334 ...to make some real money. 125 00:08:38,335 --> 00:08:44,027 And I don't want your ego to get in the way of the team. 126 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,640 Hah. 127 00:08:51,712 --> 00:08:53,638 I'm sorry, man. 128 00:08:59,392 --> 00:09:01,823 I'm gonna go check on the gear. 129 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:03,615 Good, good chat. 130 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,721 Fuck me. 131 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,601 Okay so, I found our guy. 132 00:09:13,056 --> 00:09:16,542 He just got his breakfast, just says he needs a little time. 133 00:09:16,543 --> 00:09:17,951 Seriously? 134 00:09:17,952 --> 00:09:20,638 I don't think that guy's playing with a full six pack. 135 00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:22,847 Bill, you realize, I've gotta build a fire... 136 00:09:22,848 --> 00:09:24,990 ...and a shelter before the sun goes down. 137 00:09:24,991 --> 00:09:27,262 Yeah yeah yeah, you wanna go talk to him? 138 00:09:27,263 --> 00:09:28,703 Ah, Jesus. 139 00:09:28,704 --> 00:09:31,167 Come on, do it, go, use your star-studded charm. 140 00:09:31,168 --> 00:09:32,639 Get him off his ass, come on. 141 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,439 You're an idiot. 142 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,239 Go. 143 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,071 His name is Duncan. 144 00:09:35,072 --> 00:09:35,967 Duncan? 145 00:09:35,968 --> 00:09:38,463 Yeah, that dude on the end. 146 00:09:38,464 --> 00:09:39,584 Oh boy. 147 00:09:49,087 --> 00:09:51,463 I'm Doug, Doug Woods. 148 00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:54,335 Real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Woods. 149 00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:56,607 Are you a fan of the show? 150 00:09:56,608 --> 00:09:59,934 Would be if I had the cable. 151 00:09:59,935 --> 00:10:02,311 Yeah, there's that. 152 00:10:04,639 --> 00:10:07,647 So, you're pretty familiar with these parts, huh? 153 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,306 This your hood? 154 00:10:10,272 --> 00:10:13,246 Wouldn't be much of a guide if I wasn't. 155 00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:15,455 So any expert advice? 156 00:10:15,456 --> 00:10:16,767 What? 157 00:10:16,768 --> 00:10:18,623 For a hotshot outdoorsman like yourself? 158 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,503 Heck, nothing I wouldn't tell myself... 159 00:10:21,504 --> 00:10:23,967 ...every time I go out in the bush. 160 00:10:23,968 --> 00:10:26,521 Oh yeah, what's that? 161 00:10:30,944 --> 00:10:34,527 That if I die, a bear will probably find my body... 162 00:10:34,528 --> 00:10:38,246 ...way before any search party does. 163 00:10:43,552 --> 00:10:47,450 I'll see ya on the boat, Mr. Woods. 164 00:10:52,224 --> 00:10:53,567 Uplifting. 165 00:10:55,615 --> 00:10:56,736 Good. 166 00:10:57,792 --> 00:10:58,912 Yeah. 167 00:11:03,584 --> 00:11:06,303 Angie, Terry, this is Duncan. 168 00:11:06,304 --> 00:11:08,633 Duncan, Angie, Terry. 169 00:11:09,856 --> 00:11:12,454 Hey, how's you doing? 170 00:11:16,255 --> 00:11:17,470 Thank you. 171 00:11:17,471 --> 00:11:19,967 This is some engine you got here, huh? 172 00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:21,438 Oh. 173 00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:24,190 Need a shallow draw to navigate these waterways. 174 00:11:24,191 --> 00:11:25,631 Comes in real handy in the back lakes... 175 00:11:25,632 --> 00:11:28,318 ...during the moose season, eh? 176 00:11:28,319 --> 00:11:30,142 That's impressive. 177 00:11:30,143 --> 00:11:31,263 I know. 178 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:34,688 Only the best. 179 00:11:35,776 --> 00:11:38,751 Same as always, five days alone making TV magic,... 180 00:11:38,752 --> 00:11:40,254 ...then we pick you up. 181 00:11:40,255 --> 00:11:42,751 Anything goes wrong, we track you on the sat phone,... 182 00:11:42,752 --> 00:11:44,703 ...we haul your ass out of there. 183 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,502 All right? 184 00:11:45,503 --> 00:11:46,719 Okay. 185 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:50,483 Ooh, must be nice to have a lifeline. 186 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,623 Hey hey hey, this is what you do, all right? 187 00:11:58,624 --> 00:12:00,031 Hold that? 188 00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,503 Hold that. 189 00:12:01,504 --> 00:12:02,303 All right, bring it in. 190 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,167 Bring it in. 191 00:12:03,168 --> 00:12:04,288 Ow! 192 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,848 Bony knuckles. 193 00:12:07,264 --> 00:12:08,255 Season three! 194 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,038 Oh! 195 00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:48,191 Son of a bitch. 196 00:12:48,192 --> 00:12:49,886 A soaker five seconds in. 197 00:12:49,887 --> 00:12:51,294 Is that a new record. 198 00:12:51,295 --> 00:12:52,446 Funny. 199 00:12:52,447 --> 00:12:53,343 Please, don't start the new season... 200 00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:55,486 ...complaining about a soaker. 201 00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:56,927 Well, I tell you what,... 202 00:12:56,928 --> 00:12:58,335 ...any time you wanna be the guy out here on his own,... 203 00:12:58,336 --> 00:13:00,607 ...you let me know, 'cause that'd make a great comedy show. 204 00:13:00,608 --> 00:13:01,728 Ass. 205 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,343 Hey, don't forget, eat something gross. 206 00:13:42,719 --> 00:13:44,223 Hi, everyone. 207 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,558 Well, here I am, in the wilderness... 208 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,511 ...of the Great Canadian north. 209 00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:53,086 My team just dropped me off, and I'm completely on my own. 210 00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:54,591 I won't be seeing anyone for another five days... 211 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:56,351 ...until they come pick me up. 212 00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,630 The scenario I'll be playing out... 213 00:13:57,631 --> 00:13:59,423 ...is that of an amateur nature photographer... 214 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,951 ...who got lost in the woods and totally turned around. 215 00:14:01,952 --> 00:14:04,638 And as always, my producers have packed my backpack. 216 00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:06,430 I don't know what I'm gonna get. 217 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,958 So, let's see what we got in here. 218 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,437 We got a hat,... 219 00:14:11,839 --> 00:14:12,960 a camera,... 220 00:14:14,176 --> 00:14:17,222 ...a flash, oh, that's bright. 221 00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:23,846 I said, amateur photographer. 222 00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:27,040 Can of Amp energy drink,... 223 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,614 ...apple,... 224 00:14:30,816 --> 00:14:34,239 ...Swiss army knife, and a stick of gum. 225 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,767 The first thing I'm gonna wanna do... 226 00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:39,814 ...is hike into that treeline. 227 00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:43,551 Once there, I can figure out exactly how I'm gonna survive... 228 00:14:43,552 --> 00:14:45,881 ...these next five days. 229 00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:56,094 As you can see, I started building my shelter. 230 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:59,326 Now I'm using this large, fallen branch,... 231 00:14:59,327 --> 00:15:04,415 ...and I'm laying in these cedar branches at an angle. 232 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,879 It should keep me nice and toasty. 233 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:12,222 And the idea here is to make sure that we, ow, oh! 234 00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:14,777 Oh, fuck, motherfucker! 235 00:15:16,447 --> 00:15:17,568 Oh. 236 00:15:20,224 --> 00:15:22,110 Okay, let's document that. 237 00:15:22,111 --> 00:15:23,486 You see that? 238 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,695 That's right under the nail. 239 00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:29,375 Oh, day one and I'm already bleeding. 240 00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:31,078 Oh, that hurts. 241 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,079 One, two, three, oh! 242 00:15:35,871 --> 00:15:38,335 Oh, that feels better. 243 00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:45,471 And I'll clean myself up, and get back to my shelter. 244 00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:53,951 Hello there. 245 00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:57,246 Yep, I just finished this tasty soda. 246 00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:01,534 I'm gonna show you how to start a fire using a soda can. 247 00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:03,262 What you're gonna wanna do,... 248 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:06,399 ...grab some earth, moist dirt,... 249 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,831 ...and polish the bottom of the can. 250 00:16:08,832 --> 00:16:12,543 I've been doing this one for about a half hour. 251 00:16:12,544 --> 00:16:14,431 That's right, a half hour of constant polishing. 252 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,383 I'm very good at it. 253 00:16:16,384 --> 00:16:18,265 No more fuck ups. 254 00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:25,791 What we do is we place the can in the position... 255 00:16:26,143 --> 00:16:28,479 ...so that the sun can bounce right off it,... 256 00:16:28,479 --> 00:16:33,722 ...find a sweet spot, and let the sun do its work. 257 00:16:35,008 --> 00:16:36,217 Oh, oh, oh. 258 00:16:52,447 --> 00:16:54,015 Yeah! 259 00:16:54,016 --> 00:16:55,942 I have made fire! 260 00:16:59,199 --> 00:16:59,998 Nobody cares. 261 00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,119 I care. 262 00:17:02,975 --> 00:17:05,022 Aw, come on, that's cool no matter how you cut it. 263 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:09,279 Ooh, don't wanna burn the camera. 264 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,606 All right, more wood, more wood. 265 00:17:32,704 --> 00:17:35,006 Hello, fearless leader, still alive? 266 00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:36,702 Well, now that I hear your sexy voice,... 267 00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:39,390 ...I have something to live for. 268 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,398 Hold up, Bill wants to talk to you. 269 00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:43,775 Hey, pal, all good? 270 00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:47,998 Yep, all settled in, just checking in on you guys. 271 00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,535 Is that music? 272 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,030 Oh, yeah, that's off Terry's laptop. 273 00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:54,270 Hey, I gotta tell you, buddy. 274 00:17:54,271 --> 00:17:56,862 Duncan set us up in a primo spot. 275 00:17:56,863 --> 00:17:58,431 Angie was off getting beer all today,... 276 00:17:58,432 --> 00:18:00,702 ..I caught two good sized trout, reeled 'em off,... 277 00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:03,903 ...now into Angie's scotch, we're all a little drunk. 278 00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:05,566 You know I'm sleeping under a tree, right? 279 00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,134 Nice, buddy. 280 00:18:07,135 --> 00:18:09,759 That's why you're gonna be famous in 11 different countries. 281 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,686 From your lips. 282 00:18:10,687 --> 00:18:12,446 Hey, put Terry on. 283 00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:13,567 Slim! 284 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,414 Hey, how's today's footage looking? 285 00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:25,598 Pretty good. 286 00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:27,294 Some minor fuck ups to cut around. 287 00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:30,111 Oh, yeah, that's to be expected. 288 00:18:30,112 --> 00:18:31,518 Smartass. 289 00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:33,406 Hey, listen, I've hiked into Gull Lake,... 290 00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:35,583 ...I've set up a shelter, I'm gonna stay here. 291 00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:37,982 So pick up will be the same as drop off, got it? 292 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,198 Yeah. 293 00:18:39,199 --> 00:18:41,950 All right, go back to your little fancy party. 294 00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:46,073 I'll talk to you guys in the morning. 295 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,167 And they're worried about me. 296 00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:35,167 Something, uh-- 297 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,814 Some sort of-- 298 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,817 I guess it was a noise, woke me up. 299 00:19:46,943 --> 00:19:51,872 I literally felt the Earth shake beneath me. 300 00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:53,696 Phew. 301 00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:58,181 There's no storm. 302 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,038 Guess it was an earthquake. 303 00:20:05,439 --> 00:20:09,112 They're rare, but they do happen. 304 00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:16,531 I guess there are no aftershocks, so, back in the sack. 305 00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:21,982 Well, it's day two on the Canadian Shield. 306 00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:24,095 And even with a shelter and a fire,... 307 00:20:24,095 --> 00:20:26,686 ...it sure is nice when the sun comes up. 308 00:20:26,687 --> 00:20:29,470 Now the sun will be up-- 309 00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:30,591 Holy shit. 310 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:37,400 Look at that, look at that, look, up, look. 311 00:20:37,439 --> 00:20:42,270 It's like a perfect line right down the lake. 312 00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:43,230 Jesus, maybe it had something to do with the sound... 313 00:20:43,231 --> 00:20:45,380 ...I heard last night. 314 00:20:46,847 --> 00:20:49,088 That's no lightning. 315 00:20:49,727 --> 00:20:51,934 Well, we gotta investigate this. 316 00:20:51,935 --> 00:20:53,919 From wilderness show to detective show. 317 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,038 Follow me. 318 00:21:07,775 --> 00:21:09,343 What the fuck? 319 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,717 Look at that. 320 00:21:28,927 --> 00:21:32,511 There's something in that water. 321 00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:34,143 Shit. 322 00:21:37,055 --> 00:21:40,549 Looks like we've got a visitor. 323 00:21:44,382 --> 00:21:48,414 The important thing is to stay calm. 324 00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:58,630 Just back away, get out of Mr. Wolf's path. 325 00:22:07,135 --> 00:22:08,344 Wow. 326 00:22:09,342 --> 00:22:11,710 That's a large male. 327 00:22:11,711 --> 00:22:13,695 He's getting ready to settle in for a long, harsh winter,... 328 00:22:13,696 --> 00:22:17,054 ...so, he's ready to pack all the pounds. 329 00:22:17,055 --> 00:22:22,654 These fish here are going to be a huge feast for him. 330 00:22:26,271 --> 00:22:27,481 That's odd. 331 00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:32,959 He just walked right by 'em. 332 00:22:36,447 --> 00:22:38,911 I'd love fish tonight. 333 00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:46,009 Still, maybe that wolf knows something I don't. 334 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:53,093 Better safe than sorry. 335 00:23:16,446 --> 00:23:18,911 Useless piece of shit. 336 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,630 Maybe it was a meteor. 337 00:23:25,631 --> 00:23:29,117 That could knock out the satellite reception with Terry. 338 00:23:29,118 --> 00:23:33,958 I knew your geek facts would come in handy. 339 00:23:36,255 --> 00:23:37,376 A meteor. 340 00:23:48,607 --> 00:23:50,750 I'm not gonna take a chance on those fish. 341 00:23:50,751 --> 00:23:55,320 Let's see if we can trap some small game. 342 00:23:55,455 --> 00:23:57,381 Okay, here we go. 343 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:02,430 See that? 344 00:24:02,431 --> 00:24:03,646 That right there? 345 00:24:03,647 --> 00:24:07,366 Those droppings, most likely rabbit. 346 00:24:08,735 --> 00:24:11,230 I hate to kill any animal, but in survival conditions,... 347 00:24:11,231 --> 00:24:12,639 ...everything's fair game. 348 00:24:12,639 --> 00:24:15,742 That big fat rabbit sure would be tasty right about now. 349 00:24:15,743 --> 00:24:18,430 Let's see what we can do. 350 00:24:18,431 --> 00:24:20,190 Now, one of the simplest, most effective traps... 351 00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:22,239 ...is called the figure four deadfall. 352 00:24:22,239 --> 00:24:26,462 And what you need for this is three sticks and a big rock. 353 00:24:26,463 --> 00:24:28,733 And it's very very simple. 354 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:34,336 Put a piece of bait just on the tip of stick C over here,... 355 00:24:34,591 --> 00:24:36,477 ...our furry little friend will crawl in... 356 00:24:36,478 --> 00:24:39,423 ...all curious and hungry, and with any luck,... 357 00:24:39,424 --> 00:24:42,021 ...he'll trigger the trap. 358 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,150 And that will kill any small animal. 359 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,718 All right. 360 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,638 Now, let's set this up again so you guys can see... 361 00:24:48,639 --> 00:24:50,366 ...how I did it. 362 00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:53,950 You take a big rock, it's heavier than it looks,... 363 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,864 ...stick A, stick B, stick C. 364 00:24:58,047 --> 00:24:59,678 You wanna make sure the grooves and the notches... 365 00:24:59,679 --> 00:25:01,112 ...all line up. 366 00:25:03,455 --> 00:25:05,695 You want a big rock. 367 00:25:06,078 --> 00:25:07,199 Ah, okay. 368 00:25:10,111 --> 00:25:11,589 Now for bait. 369 00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:17,792 Rabbits love apples. 370 00:25:22,591 --> 00:25:23,711 All right. 371 00:25:27,935 --> 00:25:29,278 Now we wait. 372 00:25:34,207 --> 00:25:35,327 All right. 373 00:26:03,838 --> 00:26:07,838 There, don't say I never did anything for you, Angie. 374 00:26:28,383 --> 00:26:32,952 Okay, so, this morning I set three traps. 375 00:26:33,246 --> 00:26:35,261 Let's see if we got any food. 376 00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:37,145 Oh, look at this. 377 00:26:38,302 --> 00:26:39,773 Wait for it. 378 00:26:39,774 --> 00:26:42,814 It looks like we got some food. 379 00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:45,598 I'll tell ya, it'll be nice to get some warm meat... 380 00:26:45,599 --> 00:26:46,942 ...in my belly. 381 00:26:48,223 --> 00:26:49,791 Ah, can it be? 382 00:26:57,023 --> 00:27:00,158 Two out of three, let's eat! 383 00:27:35,423 --> 00:27:39,645 So, as you can see, I've moved away from camp. 384 00:27:39,646 --> 00:27:41,309 You don't want any dead animals, blood or guts,... 385 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:42,782 ...anywhere near where you're sleeping. 386 00:27:42,783 --> 00:27:47,198 You'd invite unwelcome guests like coyotes, wolves, a bear. 387 00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:50,109 What you wanna do is take Bugs here,... 388 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:52,638 ...lay him on his back like this. 389 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:55,997 Take your knife, you wanna make a nice, long cut... 390 00:27:55,998 --> 00:27:58,685 ...from the breast all the way down to the belly. 391 00:27:58,686 --> 00:28:01,661 Once you've made the first cut,... 392 00:28:01,662 --> 00:28:04,318 ...you wanna work your thumbs in and under the fur... 393 00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:05,213 ...all the way around. 394 00:28:05,214 --> 00:28:07,421 Kind of like a giant tangerine. 395 00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:10,590 Pull it apart, and when you get down to the leg,... 396 00:28:10,591 --> 00:28:13,726 ...you need to snap it, and make a shallow cut... 397 00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:15,069 ...all the way around the paw. 398 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:17,759 It should all slide off. 399 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:21,053 Next, a nice slice right from the breastbone... 400 00:28:21,054 --> 00:28:23,614 ...down to the belly, this time you wanna get deep. 401 00:28:23,615 --> 00:28:26,333 And that reveals rabbit innards. 402 00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:27,741 Mmm. 403 00:28:27,742 --> 00:28:32,939 Okay, last but not least, sorry, pal, cut off the head. 404 00:28:33,502 --> 00:28:39,104 And there you have it, sumptuous wild rabbit ready to cook. 405 00:28:46,303 --> 00:28:47,424 Come on! 406 00:28:48,479 --> 00:28:50,942 Useless piece of shit. 407 00:28:57,983 --> 00:29:00,224 Can you hear me now? 408 00:29:08,287 --> 00:29:09,630 Hey, babe. 409 00:29:10,686 --> 00:29:14,717 I know things have been really stressful lately. 410 00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:17,565 I wanted to give you something to keep you warm... 411 00:29:17,566 --> 00:29:23,166 ...and cozy in those freezing cold nights out in the woods. 412 00:29:23,871 --> 00:29:27,230 I know that you love it out there but, just,... 413 00:29:27,231 --> 00:29:29,157 ...be careful, okay? 414 00:29:29,790 --> 00:29:33,150 And we will be here when you get back. 415 00:29:33,151 --> 00:29:35,166 And so will these. 416 00:29:42,654 --> 00:29:43,863 I love you. 417 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,064 Yeah, I'm an ass. 418 00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:08,318 So, whatever it is, it's back. 419 00:30:08,319 --> 00:30:11,229 That's probably that wolf. 420 00:30:12,735 --> 00:30:14,174 Wolves travel in packs, so I'd be lying... 421 00:30:14,175 --> 00:30:18,206 ...if I said I wasn't a little nervous. 422 00:30:21,118 --> 00:30:26,720 Between a wolf pack and a bear, I'd take a bear any day. 423 00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:33,118 Let's have some more food. 424 00:30:50,271 --> 00:30:53,309 So, just finished my first rabbit. 425 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,685 Delicious. 426 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,149 While I could easily eat the second,... 427 00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:59,165 ...it's probably a wise idea to save it for tomorrow. 428 00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:01,534 After all, my traps may yield nothing... 429 00:31:01,535 --> 00:31:03,261 ...and I don't wanna be hungry tomorrow. 430 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,637 But I don't wanna keep the rabbit with me here... 431 00:31:04,638 --> 00:31:06,878 ...at my shelter, I don't wanna attract any animals... 432 00:31:06,879 --> 00:31:09,470 ...like our friend, Mr. Wolf out there. 433 00:31:09,471 --> 00:31:11,613 So what I'm gonna do is hang it from a high branch... 434 00:31:11,614 --> 00:31:13,214 ...out of reach of any large animals. 435 00:31:13,215 --> 00:31:14,621 I didn't have any rope with me. 436 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:17,405 That's where a camera strap comes in handy. 437 00:31:17,406 --> 00:31:19,421 It's made of a tightly woven nylon,... 438 00:31:19,422 --> 00:31:24,542 ...and cut into thin strips, it makes a terrific rabbit rope. 439 00:31:24,543 --> 00:31:26,205 All right, so I've got my homemade rope... 440 00:31:26,206 --> 00:31:28,382 ...with a stick tied on the end,... 441 00:31:28,383 --> 00:31:30,237 ...and I'll try and get it over that branch... 442 00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:32,792 ...and hoist up Mr. Bunny. 443 00:31:35,358 --> 00:31:36,614 Oh, almost. 444 00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:39,166 One more time, hang on. 445 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:41,182 Yeah, oh, come on. 446 00:31:41,694 --> 00:31:42,621 Oh, one more time, hang on. 447 00:31:42,622 --> 00:31:44,765 Hang on, we almost got it. 448 00:31:44,766 --> 00:31:45,950 Piece of shit! 449 00:31:45,951 --> 00:31:47,069 And a three. 450 00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:48,638 Ah ha. 451 00:31:48,639 --> 00:31:49,757 First try. 452 00:31:51,838 --> 00:31:52,959 Okay. 453 00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:02,750 All right. 454 00:32:07,775 --> 00:32:09,343 Piece of cake. 455 00:32:24,478 --> 00:32:26,333 Now, an important and often overlooked aspect... 456 00:32:26,334 --> 00:32:29,438 ...of survival is keeping your mind active. 457 00:32:29,439 --> 00:32:32,637 The isolation and loneliness can drive many to lose hope. 458 00:32:32,638 --> 00:32:38,105 As you know, I like to play chess against myself. 459 00:33:17,374 --> 00:33:19,677 Okay, where were we. 460 00:34:10,623 --> 00:34:12,477 No idea what time it is. 461 00:34:12,478 --> 00:34:14,462 I'm guessing it's the middle of the night. 462 00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,015 The sky just opened up. 463 00:34:17,631 --> 00:34:20,510 But I am staying relatively dry. 464 00:34:20,511 --> 00:34:22,909 So is some extra bit of firewood that I've got. 465 00:34:22,910 --> 00:34:24,190 I throw a little bit on every so often... 466 00:34:24,191 --> 00:34:26,974 ...just to make sure that the fire doesn't die. 467 00:34:26,975 --> 00:34:28,894 I'm actually really happy with this shelter. 468 00:34:28,895 --> 00:34:31,325 And the fallen tree, and the pine and spruce branches... 469 00:34:31,326 --> 00:34:35,774 ...as a roof, I'm gonna stay relatively dry all night. 470 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:40,612 I'll check in with you guys in the morning. 471 00:34:43,647 --> 00:34:44,767 Oh! 472 00:34:49,758 --> 00:34:54,397 Relatively dry my wet, cold ass. 473 00:34:54,398 --> 00:34:58,519 Oh, I hate you guys so much right now... 474 00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,694 ...and your scientifically designed waterproof tents. 475 00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:07,862 What the fuck was that? 476 00:35:17,502 --> 00:35:20,637 A little night vision here, Terry. 477 00:36:08,862 --> 00:36:09,983 Hey, hey! 478 00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:12,254 That sucked. 479 00:37:18,718 --> 00:37:21,631 Yeah, between the rain and... 480 00:37:26,751 --> 00:37:27,960 ...the wolves? 481 00:37:29,694 --> 00:37:32,061 Whatever the fuck that was. 482 00:37:32,062 --> 00:37:34,525 I didn't sleep at all. 483 00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:40,542 My back is killing me. 484 00:37:41,118 --> 00:37:42,999 I'm wet, wet ass. 485 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,382 Shut up, geese! 486 00:37:51,806 --> 00:37:55,838 Why the fuck did I sign up for this. 487 00:37:56,957 --> 00:37:58,749 I hate this, I hate this so much right now,... 488 00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:02,110 ...I don't have the words for it. 489 00:38:03,422 --> 00:38:06,461 Get it together, get it together, come on. 490 00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:08,344 Got a show to do. 491 00:38:09,694 --> 00:38:11,261 All right. 492 00:38:11,261 --> 00:38:12,383 Fuck. 493 00:38:23,614 --> 00:38:25,661 It's day three in the great Canadian Shield. 494 00:38:25,661 --> 00:38:27,517 My shelter served my great last night. 495 00:38:27,518 --> 00:38:30,333 It shielded me from the rain and the heavy winds. 496 00:38:30,334 --> 00:38:32,798 On the breakfast menu this morning, wild-- 497 00:39:01,054 --> 00:39:02,308 God dammit. 498 00:39:12,701 --> 00:39:15,614 Come on, come on, come on. 499 00:39:17,342 --> 00:39:18,462 Come on! 500 00:39:21,022 --> 00:39:24,157 Fucking lousy piece of shit! 501 00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,357 Okay okay okay okay okay. 502 00:39:33,630 --> 00:39:37,693 Okay, it couldn't have been the wolf. 503 00:39:37,694 --> 00:39:42,399 That'd have to be one crafty fucking wolf. 504 00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:47,613 So yesterday I got lucky, nabbed me two delicious rabbits. 505 00:39:47,614 --> 00:39:51,133 Let's see if I get as lucky today. 506 00:39:51,134 --> 00:39:55,196 Well, it looks like I'm not the only hunter in these woods. 507 00:39:55,197 --> 00:39:58,021 Yeah, most likely a bear. 508 00:39:58,590 --> 00:40:01,149 Or that wolf, came across my track, slipped over the rock,... 509 00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:03,836 ...and just ate whatever I caught. 510 00:40:03,837 --> 00:40:09,181 Let's see if we're any luckier with the other traps. 511 00:40:09,182 --> 00:40:12,638 This wolf's probably thinking, it's my lucky day. 512 00:40:12,639 --> 00:40:14,845 There's food under every rock. 513 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,861 Oh, wait a minute. 514 00:40:17,117 --> 00:40:18,685 Wait a minute. 515 00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:21,629 Maybe he felt sorry for me and left me one... 516 00:40:21,630 --> 00:40:24,253 ...seeing as I did all the work. 517 00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:32,158 What the hell? 518 00:40:37,118 --> 00:40:40,989 You ever seen anything like that before. 519 00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:42,872 Yeah, me neither. 520 00:40:59,742 --> 00:41:01,757 Where's the phone? 521 00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:05,725 What the fuck? 522 00:41:07,582 --> 00:41:10,851 Doug, you put the phone here. 523 00:41:11,710 --> 00:41:12,919 God dammit. 524 00:41:13,757 --> 00:41:15,325 I put it here. 525 00:41:18,078 --> 00:41:19,287 Okay. 526 00:41:20,189 --> 00:41:21,853 Okay, the phone's gone. 527 00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:23,101 I'm losing my fucking mind. 528 00:41:23,102 --> 00:41:24,220 I put the fucking phone on the bag. 529 00:41:24,221 --> 00:41:25,853 I put it on the bag. 530 00:41:51,261 --> 00:41:54,084 That's not how I left it. 531 00:41:54,526 --> 00:41:58,245 Oh god, I must be losing my mind. 532 00:42:04,670 --> 00:42:08,926 So, someone's clearly messing with me. 533 00:42:11,134 --> 00:42:15,390 Rabbit, and then that scream at night. 534 00:42:17,438 --> 00:42:19,005 And the traps. 535 00:42:21,758 --> 00:42:27,357 Now the sat phone is gone and the chess pieces have moved. 536 00:42:29,022 --> 00:42:33,368 You know any wolves who can play chess? 537 00:42:34,974 --> 00:42:38,693 There's someone clearly out here. 538 00:42:39,293 --> 00:42:41,534 I got two more days. 539 00:42:42,334 --> 00:42:43,773 That's it, I'm gonna make my way around the lake... 540 00:42:43,774 --> 00:42:48,702 ...and then I'm gonna come up the pickup point. 541 00:43:01,022 --> 00:43:03,486 I swear to God, Terry. 542 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:07,357 I swear to God if this is you and Bill and Angie,... 543 00:43:07,358 --> 00:43:09,789 ...if this is your way of teaching me a lesson,... 544 00:43:09,790 --> 00:43:13,150 ...of fucking with me, oh my God. 545 00:43:17,854 --> 00:43:19,676 I will be really really really... 546 00:43:19,677 --> 00:43:23,172 ...fucking pissed off at you guys. 547 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:57,591 Son of a bitch, it's actually a really good move. 548 00:44:00,765 --> 00:44:03,319 Fuck it can't be Terry. 549 00:44:04,862 --> 00:44:10,461 Yeah, this guy's a good chess player, I'll give him that. 550 00:44:16,157 --> 00:44:20,639 Try and get out of that, son of a bitch. 551 00:44:37,181 --> 00:44:39,772 So, you'll have to cut around this, Terry. 552 00:44:39,773 --> 00:44:41,373 My spidey senses are screaming at me... 553 00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:43,773 ...to get the hell out of here. 554 00:44:43,774 --> 00:44:47,005 I mean, crocodiles, snakes, bears, bring 'em on. 555 00:44:47,005 --> 00:44:49,694 But psycho mountain men? 556 00:44:50,078 --> 00:44:53,245 I have no interest in tangling with. 557 00:44:53,246 --> 00:44:54,428 I'm gonna ditch my fancy digs here,... 558 00:44:54,429 --> 00:44:55,645 ...I'm gonna move out onto the cliff,... 559 00:44:55,645 --> 00:44:57,436 ...I'll try and get some footage for the show,... 560 00:44:57,437 --> 00:45:02,724 ...but, this is starting to feel really messed up. 561 00:45:06,398 --> 00:45:08,445 So, let's assume you've been lost in the woods... 562 00:45:08,446 --> 00:45:10,396 ...for several days now,... 563 00:45:10,397 --> 00:45:11,996 ...and you're confident that a rescue party... 564 00:45:11,997 --> 00:45:13,885 ...is out looking for you. 565 00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:17,116 In that scenario, you wouldn't wanna be... 566 00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:20,188 ...in the dense forest, but out in the wide open... 567 00:45:20,189 --> 00:45:25,566 ...where you'd have a greater chance of being seen. 568 00:45:54,141 --> 00:45:57,020 This will serve as an ideal spot for my next camp. 569 00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:58,621 Just on top of the ridge there is an open area... 570 00:45:58,622 --> 00:45:59,869 ...that's clearly visible from the sky... 571 00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:01,789 ...as well as the surrounding lakes. 572 00:46:01,790 --> 00:46:05,149 And this rock face will serve as a good shelter... 573 00:46:05,150 --> 00:46:07,324 ...to shield me from the wind and the rain. 574 00:46:07,325 --> 00:46:09,469 Now we just have to make it a little cozier. 575 00:46:09,470 --> 00:46:11,262 Let's get to it. 576 00:46:18,270 --> 00:46:20,317 Home sweet home. 577 00:46:20,318 --> 00:46:22,916 Welcome to my new camp. 578 00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:27,005 Let's go scrounge up some food... 579 00:46:27,006 --> 00:46:30,749 ...now that we've got our fire going. 580 00:46:45,693 --> 00:46:48,382 See any fish down there? 581 00:46:51,101 --> 00:46:52,223 Okay. 582 00:46:58,142 --> 00:47:00,316 So here I am at the creek,... 583 00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:03,741 ...which is not only my new water source,... 584 00:47:03,742 --> 00:47:07,964 ...this is also a great spot for finding local food. 585 00:47:07,965 --> 00:47:12,445 Small fish, crayfish, frogs, anything buggy. 586 00:47:32,861 --> 00:47:34,563 Recognize this? 587 00:47:39,677 --> 00:47:44,029 So I'm not alone out here I guess, I got a fan. 588 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:48,124 Oh, this is a great spot for you guys to drop me. 589 00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:51,645 And the mystery of the missing cell phone is solved. 590 00:47:51,646 --> 00:47:54,525 And buddy decided to take it apart. 591 00:47:54,526 --> 00:47:57,532 Well, at least I know I'm not going crazy. 592 00:47:57,533 --> 00:48:00,535 This is starting to feel-- 593 00:48:36,445 --> 00:48:37,565 Jesus. 594 00:48:41,693 --> 00:48:43,868 Are you seeing this? 595 00:49:18,077 --> 00:49:19,645 What the fuck? 596 00:49:24,926 --> 00:49:27,255 I didn't set that up. 597 00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:30,838 I didn't set that up. 598 00:49:37,054 --> 00:49:38,172 Check. 599 00:49:43,421 --> 00:49:44,855 Hey, asshole! 600 00:49:51,165 --> 00:49:53,853 I know you're out there! 601 00:49:55,069 --> 00:49:59,326 Well, I like your fucking chess moves! 602 00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:18,525 Fucker. 603 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:03,766 So I set a three camera security perimeter. 604 00:51:12,701 --> 00:51:14,588 Asshole sets one foot in this camp, smile,... 605 00:51:14,589 --> 00:51:17,411 ...you're on fucking camera. 606 00:51:45,373 --> 00:51:46,628 Oh fuck me. 607 00:51:49,021 --> 00:51:50,142 Oh fuck. 608 00:51:54,973 --> 00:51:57,692 Who's idea was northern Ontario? 609 00:51:57,693 --> 00:51:58,902 Huh, Terry? 610 00:52:00,158 --> 00:52:05,757 Why couldn't it have been Bahamas or Santa Barbara? 611 00:52:06,717 --> 00:52:11,734 Surviving Santa Barbara, I'd watch that show. 612 00:52:21,437 --> 00:52:22,716 I'm famished. 613 00:52:22,717 --> 00:52:25,596 I haven't eaten anything today. 614 00:52:25,597 --> 00:52:26,780 I'm gonna turn in early... 615 00:52:26,781 --> 00:52:30,947 ...and wake up and try and find some food. 616 00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:39,517 I'll try and make it something gross for you, Bill. 617 00:52:56,349 --> 00:52:57,603 Good night. 618 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,724 Someone was in my camp last night. 619 00:54:18,461 --> 00:54:22,583 They tilted the fucking cameras down. 620 00:54:31,645 --> 00:54:32,828 Ah no no. 621 00:54:32,829 --> 00:54:36,279 That's it, that's it, I'm done. 622 00:54:36,861 --> 00:54:40,669 I'm done, I'm fucking done, Terry. 623 00:54:41,212 --> 00:54:43,140 This is bullshit. 624 00:54:45,565 --> 00:54:48,349 Yeah, I can deal with the outdoors, and the fucking animals,... 625 00:54:48,349 --> 00:54:51,484 ...and the weather, but I can't deal with a fucking... 626 00:54:51,485 --> 00:54:55,132 ...psycho, chess playing lumberjack, Terry. 627 00:54:55,133 --> 00:54:57,468 I'm done, it's over. 628 00:54:57,469 --> 00:54:59,036 You're gonna have to cut this together... 629 00:54:59,037 --> 00:55:00,764 ...and make it look like five days in post. 630 00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:03,132 I'm gathering my fucking equipment... 631 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:06,748 ...and I'm fucking getting the fuck out of here, all right? 632 00:55:06,749 --> 00:55:08,900 This is ridiculous. 633 00:55:10,142 --> 00:55:11,260 Fuck you! 634 00:55:12,957 --> 00:55:14,749 Fucking asshole. 635 00:55:36,254 --> 00:55:39,298 All right, guys, that's it. 636 00:55:39,772 --> 00:55:44,379 As soon as I'm done here I'll pack up all my gear. 637 00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:47,293 Come to scoop me up, okay? 638 00:55:47,901 --> 00:55:50,499 It's the best I can do. 639 00:55:50,813 --> 00:55:53,692 This one's for you, little bro. 640 00:56:03,549 --> 00:56:06,140 Well, I've survived five days here... 641 00:56:06,141 --> 00:56:08,060 ...in the forests of northern Canada. 642 00:56:08,061 --> 00:56:10,684 While the wilderness can be hash and unforgiving,... 643 00:56:10,685 --> 00:56:11,964 ...it can also provide you with... 644 00:56:11,965 --> 00:56:14,428 ...all the necessary elements for survival. 645 00:56:14,429 --> 00:56:16,348 I've moved myself to an elevated spot... 646 00:56:16,349 --> 00:56:18,140 ...with an open area above me,... 647 00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:20,284 ...and I've thrown some fresh pine and spruce needles... 648 00:56:20,285 --> 00:56:21,692 ...on my fire. 649 00:56:21,693 --> 00:56:24,955 That'll create a smoke signal that's visible for miles. 650 00:56:24,956 --> 00:56:28,451 And then, the help will arrive. 651 00:56:31,485 --> 00:56:33,757 You hear that, help will arrive,... 652 00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:37,244 ...so hurry up, guys, get off your lazy asses and come get me. 653 00:56:39,485 --> 00:56:41,275 All right, enough is enough. 654 00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:42,844 Enough is enough. 655 00:56:42,844 --> 00:56:44,444 God dammit! 656 00:56:44,445 --> 00:56:46,684 Duncan, is that you? 657 00:56:47,581 --> 00:56:49,659 I know you're out here, come on! 658 00:57:35,229 --> 00:57:37,917 What the, what the fuck? 659 00:57:40,477 --> 00:57:43,031 Okay, get dry, get dry. 660 00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:54,595 Okay, okay, okay. 661 00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:03,075 Okay, okay, okay, calm down, calm down. 662 00:58:04,093 --> 00:58:05,214 Okay. 663 00:58:07,485 --> 00:58:11,292 Gotta get to base camp, take things from there. 664 00:58:11,293 --> 00:58:12,860 You can do it. 665 00:58:14,044 --> 00:58:15,927 Okay, okay, okay. 666 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:30,364 Two, three, come on. 667 00:59:24,797 --> 00:59:25,918 Base camp. 668 01:00:11,516 --> 01:00:13,174 Ah, fuck, fuck. 669 01:00:39,805 --> 01:00:40,925 Terry? 670 01:02:10,621 --> 01:02:12,502 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 671 01:02:21,820 --> 01:02:22,941 Guys? 672 01:02:25,884 --> 01:02:27,228 Bill? Angie? 673 01:02:28,861 --> 01:02:29,980 Terry! 674 01:02:39,676 --> 01:02:40,798 Terry? 675 01:02:49,085 --> 01:02:50,205 Guys? 676 01:03:12,733 --> 01:03:13,853 Terry! 677 01:03:29,948 --> 01:03:31,382 Terry? Terry? 678 01:03:31,868 --> 01:03:32,988 It's me, buddy. 679 01:03:32,988 --> 01:03:36,572 It's me, it's me, bro, I'm here. 680 01:03:36,956 --> 01:03:37,948 I'm gonna go to the tent, I'm gonna get the med kit,... 681 01:03:37,949 --> 01:03:40,220 ...I'll be right back, okay? 682 01:03:40,221 --> 01:03:43,221 Hang in there, you hold on. 683 01:03:43,388 --> 01:03:44,508 Run. 684 01:03:50,749 --> 01:03:54,171 Mayday, mayday, this is an emergency, over. 685 01:03:57,692 --> 01:04:01,949 Mayday, we need, mayday, we need help. 686 01:04:02,109 --> 01:04:04,887 Can anyone read me, over. 687 01:04:05,853 --> 01:04:07,611 We're 20 kilometers from Bearskin Lake. 688 01:04:07,612 --> 01:04:11,421 We need an emergency medical evac. 689 01:04:13,501 --> 01:04:15,830 Please read me, over. 690 01:04:16,796 --> 01:04:18,012 Do you read me! 691 01:04:18,013 --> 01:04:20,763 There are people dying, over! 692 01:04:56,764 --> 01:04:57,885 Fuck. 693 01:08:05,724 --> 01:08:11,010 I don't know who I'm filming this for any more. 694 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:16,321 I figure maybe someone should know. 695 01:08:23,485 --> 01:08:27,068 Bill, Angie, and Terry are dead. 696 01:08:34,428 --> 01:08:37,979 I'm pretty sure I killed the thing that did it,... 697 01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:40,803 I don't know what it was. 698 01:08:45,532 --> 01:08:49,564 I'm hundreds of miles from anywhere. 699 01:08:53,532 --> 01:08:56,220 In case I don't make it,... 700 01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:08,092 ...Jo, I knew the first I saw you, I was a goner. 701 01:09:12,445 --> 01:09:15,939 I could survive the North Pole,... 702 01:09:17,660 --> 01:09:21,467 ...but I was no match for that smile. 703 01:09:29,308 --> 01:09:30,966 Holly, my baby. 704 01:09:36,668 --> 01:09:41,596 My baby girl, I love you, I love you so much... 705 01:09:42,908 --> 01:09:44,923 ...it hurts my heart. 706 01:10:08,956 --> 01:10:12,410 Video message to daddy, take one. 707 01:10:12,411 --> 01:10:14,715 Hi, daddy, I just wanted to say I love you... 708 01:10:14,716 --> 01:10:16,219 ...and I'll miss you. 709 01:10:16,220 --> 01:10:18,811 Don't be afraid, because I know you're the bravest... 710 01:10:18,812 --> 01:10:24,412 ...and the strongest, and that you're coming home soon. 711 01:10:42,876 --> 01:10:44,309 Okay, Doug... 712 01:10:50,044 --> 01:10:52,193 How do we get home? 713 01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:23,131 Bearskin Lake. 714 01:11:23,132 --> 01:11:25,730 That's where Duncan is. 715 01:11:25,788 --> 01:11:27,714 That's 20 clicks. 716 01:11:28,828 --> 01:11:29,949 Six hours. 717 01:12:01,213 --> 01:12:02,333 Fuck. 718 01:12:10,556 --> 01:12:12,482 Go with your gut. 719 01:12:49,563 --> 01:12:50,685 Duncan. 720 01:12:53,372 --> 01:12:54,492 Duncan! 721 01:12:57,212 --> 01:12:59,229 Duncan, thank god. 722 01:13:02,844 --> 01:13:03,964 Duncan? 723 01:13:06,556 --> 01:13:07,677 Holy shit! 724 01:13:16,988 --> 01:13:18,108 Oh shit. 725 01:13:23,581 --> 01:13:24,833 Fuck, fuck. 726 01:13:46,140 --> 01:13:48,091 At this point we can't say with any accuracy... 727 01:13:48,092 --> 01:13:51,547 ...what the scope of the attack is. 728 01:13:51,548 --> 01:13:54,043 The initial global air attack... 729 01:13:54,044 --> 01:13:57,276 ...targeted the world's largest and most densely populated... 730 01:13:57,277 --> 01:14:00,251 ...cities and military installations. 731 01:14:00,252 --> 01:14:03,803 New York, Los Angeles, London, Mumbai, Beijing. 732 01:14:03,804 --> 01:14:04,924 Get down! 733 01:14:06,204 --> 01:14:08,059 Now, the initial global attack only lasted... 734 01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:11,514 ...97 minutes, but it managed to cripple most of the world,... 735 01:14:11,515 --> 01:14:14,587 ...communication, infrastructure. 736 01:14:14,588 --> 01:14:19,963 All we know is that the attack is of unknown origin. 737 01:14:19,964 --> 01:14:21,980 Not of this world. 738 01:14:22,364 --> 01:14:23,834 Now, the last reports we had... 739 01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:27,036 ...were that several alien aircraft were shot down... 740 01:14:27,036 --> 01:14:29,435 ...by northern military defense forces. 741 01:14:29,436 --> 01:14:32,411 Authorities have been pleading with people... 742 01:14:32,412 --> 01:14:35,643 ...to get as far away from the densely populated urban centers,... 743 01:14:35,644 --> 01:14:38,203 ...to get as far away from them as possible. 744 01:14:38,204 --> 01:14:43,643 And if you managed to escape, and if you can hear me,... 745 01:14:43,644 --> 01:14:47,963 ...if you're out there, if you're out there, good luck. 746 01:14:56,828 --> 01:14:58,306 Major cities. 747 01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:00,060 Jo. 748 01:15:01,404 --> 01:15:03,803 At this point we can't say with any accuracy... 749 01:15:03,804 --> 01:15:07,388 ...what the scope of the attack is. 750 01:15:07,484 --> 01:15:09,883 The initial global air attack targeted... 751 01:15:09,884 --> 01:15:12,475 ...the largest and most densely populated-- 752 01:15:12,476 --> 01:15:14,805 You gotta be alive. 753 01:15:20,828 --> 01:15:22,939 These will me to the channels. 754 01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:24,443 I'll have to figure it out from there. 755 01:15:24,444 --> 01:15:25,723 Hey! 756 01:15:25,724 --> 01:15:26,844 Duncan? 757 01:15:28,284 --> 01:15:31,194 What they hell are you doing in my boat? 758 01:15:31,195 --> 01:15:33,531 It's me, Doug Woods. 759 01:15:33,532 --> 01:15:35,994 Where's the rest of your crew? 760 01:15:35,995 --> 01:15:37,754 They're all dead. 761 01:15:37,755 --> 01:15:39,131 Dead? 762 01:15:39,132 --> 01:15:40,827 What the hell's going on? 763 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,587 I don't have time to explain, just get on the boat... 764 01:15:42,588 --> 01:15:44,219 ...and we'll talk while we're moving. 765 01:15:44,220 --> 01:15:45,467 Mr. Woods. 766 01:15:45,468 --> 01:15:47,514 I really need you to get out of my boat. 767 01:15:47,515 --> 01:15:48,540 Duncan, I'm not arguing with you,... 768 01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:50,491 ...just get on the fucking boat. 769 01:15:50,492 --> 01:15:51,258 You can just-- 770 01:15:54,428 --> 01:15:55,548 Fuck. 771 01:16:44,636 --> 01:16:45,756 Checkmate. 772 01:18:19,963 --> 01:18:23,387 ♪ There's a place just off the coast ♪ 773 01:18:23,388 --> 01:18:26,043 ♪ In the middle of nowhere ♪ 774 01:18:26,044 --> 01:18:30,524 ♪ Deep inside the hills ♪ 775 01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:36,539 ♪ Sitting silently lives the lonely, the lonely gunman ♪ 776 01:18:37,275 --> 01:18:41,307 ♪ Counting up his kills ♪ 777 01:18:41,308 --> 01:18:44,264 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 778 01:18:53,532 --> 01:18:56,634 ♪ When he was young he dreamed of a life ♪ 779 01:18:56,635 --> 01:18:59,514 ♪ Of growing old and happy ♪ 780 01:18:59,515 --> 01:19:03,772 ♪ But he was so naive ♪ 781 01:19:04,764 --> 01:19:07,866 ♪ 'Cause you can never shoot a gun ♪ 782 01:19:07,867 --> 01:19:10,746 ♪ Pull the trigger ♪ 783 01:19:10,747 --> 01:19:14,874 ♪ With your heart on your sleeve ♪ 784 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:17,563 ♪ Oh no ♪ 785 01:19:21,563 --> 01:19:27,035 ♪ He's come to terms with a life spent alone ♪ 786 01:19:27,036 --> 01:19:32,379 ♪ No room for love in a heart made of stone ♪ 787 01:19:32,379 --> 01:19:36,794 ♪ He made the choice oh so long ago ♪ 788 01:19:36,795 --> 01:19:42,441 ♪ Between a woman and a smoking gun ♪ 789 01:20:06,492 --> 01:20:10,106 ♪ There was a time he fell in love ♪ 790 01:20:10,107 --> 01:20:12,603 ♪ And he was happy ♪ 791 01:20:12,604 --> 01:20:17,665 ♪ With a woman soft and kind ♪ 792 01:20:17,787 --> 01:20:20,826 ♪ But every time he closed his eyes ♪ 793 01:20:20,827 --> 01:20:23,579 ♪ And pulled the trigger ♪ 794 01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:27,419 ♪ He left a bit of himself behind ♪ 795 01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:30,376 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 796 01:20:40,155 --> 01:20:43,259 ♪ Now he's haunted by the eyes ♪ 797 01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:46,171 ♪ Of the lives he's taken ♪ 798 01:20:46,172 --> 01:20:51,386 ♪ As they were making their last stands ♪ 799 01:20:51,387 --> 01:20:54,299 ♪ There is no amount of time ♪ 800 01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:57,146 ♪ That can wash away ♪ 801 01:20:57,147 --> 01:21:01,531 ♪ The blood from his hands ♪ 802 01:21:01,532 --> 01:21:04,354 ♪ Oh no ♪